Name: DISCOUNT JESUS
Duration: P00H02M14S
Description: Goin' to have to built another garage to hold all the stuff I don't need to glorify the kingdom of heaven.

DISCOUNT JESUS

by Darryl Rhoades

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Goin' to have to built another garage to hold all the stuff I don't need to glorify the kingdom of heaven.

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DISCOUNT JESUS

COME ON DOWN TO DISCOUNT JESUS
WE'LL HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED
WE'VE GOT CHAINS WITH DANGLING CROSSES
AND MULTI COLORED ROSARIES

CHECK OUT OUR SPECIALS WITH GREAT PRICES
PLENTY OF BARGAINS JUST FOR YOU
PRINTED T SHIRTS WITH SNAPPY SLOGANS
JESUS SAVES AND YOU CAN TOO

WE'VE GOT CDS WITH CHRISTIAN MUSIC
SOME OF THE SONGS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD
THEY USED TO BE YOUR FAVORITE ROCK HITS
UNTIL WE LEARNED THEM AND CHANGED THE WORDS

THERE'S A SALE ON BASEBALL HATS
EMBROIDERED WITH WORDS LIKE "REPENT"
ORDER ONLINE AND USE THE CODE WORD
TYPE IN "BLESSED" AND SAVE TEN PERCENT

FORTY TABLES ON TEN ACRES
A BIBLE THEME AMUSEMENT PARK
RIDE THE DONKEYS LIKE THE WISE MEN
OR A RE-CREATION OF NOAH'S ARK
AT TWO O'CLOCK THERE'S A RE-ENACTMENT
OF WHEN OUR LORD WAS CRUCIFIED
FOR THE KIDS A QUICK BAPTISM
WHEN THEY COME DOWN THE WATERSLIDE

YOU CAN BUY A SEASONS PASS
OR JUST HANGOUT FOR A DAY
GRAB A GOLIATH BURGER OR LOAVES & FISHES
AT THE CALVARY RESTAURANT AND BUFFET
SO MUCH TO SEE...SO MUCH TO DO
BUY YOUR TICKETS AND GET IN LINE
WHERE PROPHET IS SPELLED C-A-S-H
AND $AVIOR WITH A DOLLAR SIGN

THERE'S COLORING BOOKS AND TRIVIA GAMES
A JUDAS DART BOARD FOR THE KIDS
PLAY MINI GOLF AND RIDE THE ZIP LINE
COME ON DOWN YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID

YEAH COME ON DOWN TO DISCOUNT JESUS
YOU CAN FIND EVERYTHING YOU NEED
COLLECTIBLE APOSTLE TRADING CARDS
AND A VARIETY OF CHRISTIAN JEWELRY BEADS

WE'RE ON TIC TOC, WE'RE ON TWITTER
YOU CAN FIND US ON FACEBOOK TOO
CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE FOR BIG SAVINGS
WHATWOULDDISCOUNTJESUSDO?
DOT COM

© Darryl Rhoades 2023

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released December 11, 2023
Guitar: Tommy Strain
Keys and Bass: Martin Kearns
Drums & Carnival Barker: Darryl Rhoades
Ansley Stewart: Vocals

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